Joining the NAVY?

Your chances are pretty good

The Navy, Army and Marines have recruits drop out at roughly the same rate, between 11 and 14 percent. If you are a swimmer and runner then you are in better shape than 90% of the other recruits. Boot camp is also a mental challenge. The goal is to train you to have discipline, teamwork, and strong success driven attitude. If you are really worried, talk to a Marine recruiter. They have pre-bootcamp workout sessions that will give you a taste of what to expect.

If you think the recruiter was rude wait till you get to basic training
their job is to turn you into something they can work with

No she actually had her boat rocked in the saphic parties in the focsle head

Destroyers travel with the carrier battle group and also independent so they would see more port visits than other ships.

You can join the marine corps with a ged but as a tier 2 qualification there are less available enlistment slots

Do you like sleeping in the mud or in a hot tent - join the Army.
If you want an air conditioned bed on a clean ship with hot showers - Go Navy.

I recommend joining the Air Force if you want to become a pilot however, people don't just become pilots after having a Bachelors. You have to meet the requirements, pass the exams and be medically cleared and in shape, this applies to all branches. On the other hand its a challenge that only you can decide. I recommend talking to the nearest recruiter.

PFC

Nope as they need to see if you can do the job required