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I need a really funny joke about romantic relationships... and it needs to be "clean."

Any really non religious "clean" jokes about marriage or a committed relationship?

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I have a good reference where you can find a lot of funny jokes in so many categories too. Not only romantic relationships jokes. Visit this
Funny Jokes site.

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Do you know the difference between inlaws and outlaws?


Outlaws are wanted :)

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You could try the one about relative humidity

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